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Kill All Humans
01:09
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Kill all humans
I came here with a simple dream
Kill all humans
Oh cruel fate
To be thusly boned
Ask not for whom the bone bones
It bones for thee
Hey sexy mama, wanna
Kill all humans
Except one
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2. |
Things Change
02:05
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Do you remember when you used to get away with racist jokes
And the only people different from you were "poofs" and "lezbos"
Now you're all upset cos "you can't say things like that any more"
Except of course you can, it's just that now there are consequences
Because
Things change, people change, situations change
Everything changes and you'd better get used to it
Because as you get older you will find more and more that
Things change, people change, situations change
Everything changes and you'd better get used to it
Or else
Or else what?
Or else you will get left behind in the past
In a loop where the food is shit and there's nowt on TV
And you're angry all the time
And your life expectancy is dropping
At a rate of one second for every second you deny
Things change, people change, situations change
Everything changes and you'd better get used to it
Because as you get older you will find more and more that
Things change, people change, situations change
Everything changes and you'd better get used to it
Because no matter what you do
Things change
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Nobody's Listening
00:24
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Well it doesn't really matter what you're saying any more
Cos nobody is listening to you
You can scream and shout and roll around upon the floor
But nobody is listening to you
You have got a tone of voice that sends people to sleep
Your arguments are falling on deaf ears
It doesn't really matter what you're saying any more
Cos nobody is listening to you
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I Piss Neon Fire For You
01:54
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I walk 500 different dogs at once for you
Oh yes I do
I build a sculpture of St Martin's College for you
Oh yes I do
I make a pot of soup and boil it dry for you
Oh yes I do
I buy a broken 8-track tape machine for you
Oh yes and
I piss neon fire for you
I draw a picture of a carpet swatch for you
Oh yes I do
I climb a mountain without wearing pants for you
Oh yes I do
I leave a record to warp in the sun for you
Oh yes I do
I try and fail to fly a kite indoors for you
Oh yes and
I piss neon fire for you
The things I do for you
To prove I care for you
May not make sense to you
But I can assure you
I do them all for you
I write slash fiction in cryptic crosswords for you
Oh yes I do
I do handstands when no-one is looking for you
Oh yes I do
I change the channel 60 times an hour for you
Oh yes I do
I wear my elbows right down to the bone for you
Oh yes and
I piss neon fire for you
I do
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No Promises
00:40
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Hey I just saw you on the TV
Don't know if you remember me
From the school where you were specky
And I was a total bastard to you
Well now I think i would like to be
Friendly with you so I can be
Sort of cool by association
Can you forget the circumstances and remember just the magnitude
Of the effect I had on you when we were kids?
No
Go away
That is what I want to say
But now I find myself on the TV
I must choose my words carefully
So let's go and grab a coffee
And I'll try not to scald you
Hey thanks
No promises
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Thoughts And Feelings
02:22
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It was a lovely day
We went to Beverley
We cycled to the woods
We rode between the trees
He did not see the stairs
He flew right off the top
And landed in a heap
How do you think he felt
Pretending as a whore
Holding your chips baby
You had not thought this through
Hands out for cups of tea
Then you saw Head-Pulse Man
Cardboard and sticky tape
You poked him with a stick
How do you think he felt
On my way to work one day I saw a sign "warning: strange dog"
I looked over the fence and a canine form said "hello sir"
We talked for hours about how Top Gun is the worst film ever made
By the time I got to work I'd been fired
The dog's owner had taken my place
How do you think I felt
You saw a pretty bird
It shat into your chips
You went wrong off a kerb
You buggered up your feet
You saw a chance to change
But then you squandered it
You let down everyone
How do you think they felt
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7. |
Crunchy When Wet
01:48
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